Do you remember the time

Then she passed out
mid-blow job like so nuts
I still came tho


the Puerto Ricans
on Avenue D and First
were total assholes


but real men eat butts
Richard would not stop with this
Suuuuureee everyone said


Did Richard ask you
to be in his new movie
I would but I can’t


speedballs are getting
like so expensive you know?
yeah my dad sucks too


You remember when
You would go home every night
just reeking of piss


You remember when
We met that one babe? you don’t?
Actually me either


You remember when
that meat head called John Joseph
a fag and we laughed


You remember when
yesterday I barfed on St. Marks
Cuz I still got it